ok so seriously. i have ranted about this before in my other blog and i think i will rant again.
the man, (you know its a man because no woman in their right mind would come up with such a stupid slogan), that came up with this ridiculous slogan i would like to find and kick in the nuts. hard. wearing a stilleto.
who the hell has a happy period. you are bloated, cranky, bleeding from your hoohah, headachey, sore, craving chocolate, set off my everything because of all this, but you know, have a happy period.
its like some dolt that works for Always got drunk with his Always buddies one night after leaving his period ridden girlfriend home for the night and while getting plastered, said sarcastically 'lets call her and tell her we are toasting her and tell her to have a happy period'.
All the drunk Always guys laughed while they called her and listened to her bitch on speaker phone and hung up on them. then they thought ' oh man, could you imagine how funny it would be if we told women this all the time? all the women in the world? they will read it in magazines, hear it on commercials and .. oh! OH! lets even print it on the little paper that holds the wings for added fun so as they go to change their pad, they have to read it again {insert evil laugh here}'
they all laugh and write it out then and there, sign off on it cause its all of them partying together and then people like me have to hear this damn slogan all the time. and really. this week is NOT the week i want to hear it.
stupid drunk Always guys.
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Preach it sista!
Gee, am I the only one who doesn't suffer from all those you mentioned? I'm not any differeent during my period than I am otherwise.... I guess I'm on eof the lucky ones!!
If by 'Have a Happy Period' they mean 'Bleed a lot, get low iron, want to sleep all the time and have major cramps down your legs the entire time' then yes. Mine is lovely!
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